Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got a feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared incase I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep the smile from my face,
Losing control and I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say,
"Please"    "Please"

Well I tried to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore.
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing
You're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say,
"Please"    "Please"

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got a feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm, Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm, Stuck in the middle with you,
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.